SQUFFIN LOVIN'

What's a Squffin, you ask? None other than a superbly satisfying, dauntingly delicious, beautifully baked...square...muffin!

How did such a culinary cube come to be? Shannon Weber, the beautiful box-baking broad behind the Squffin, was enjoying an awfully ordinary muffin one day when she realized that the conventional muffin dimensions were all wrong... After some complex mental mathematics, she made the wrong muffin right by adding angles, right angles (aptly named)! This edgy concept greatly increased the goodness of the modern muffin. It's hip to be square!